Short Take Politics:

Short Take Politics

At Mar-a-Lago, Great Gatsby recurs

The President attended dressed as Donald Trump, a creation of Mark Burnett who began as a phony billionaire and used the office of President to become a real one. What a joke. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/31/us/politics/trump-halloween-party-scene.html?unlocked_article_code=1.NFE.EjSs.jkJqSjjG4xHe&smid=url-share

About that hair

Like a melting quart of neapolitan ice cream. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/trump-brutally-mocked-as-his-hair-goes-flying/ar-AA2gtZ61

The greatest bank heist in history

North Koreans steal $6.3 billion in crypto from Binance. https://www.npr.org/2026/10/31/nx-s1-6024426/binance-crypto-heist-cyber…