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Hey look at that, a war! Now people will stop talking about the Trump Epstein Files (at least for a little bit) and the Trump tax refund (you aren't getting a rebate on tariffs) or inflation (calling it "affordability" does not make it go away.) Hey do we have more than "concepts of a plan" for health insurance yet? Is it Day 1 so the war in Ukraine can be over? So much winning. (If you want regular Short Take with Niagara Falls News, please visit www.niagaraexpress.town.news Political ramblings like these were the origin of Short Take back when it was founded in March of 2015. It seems crazy to be approaching 11 years.
President muses on Iran
Bombings will continue until morale improves. Meanwhile, what an epic party at Mar-a-Lago for the rich and entitled and only $1 million. Jay Gatsby was even there.
Russia embraces opportunity
Putin sees United States aggression as a chance to expand, act aggressively toward European foes and gain. No crisis will ever be wasted by Vlad, always the smartest guy in the room. Even when he is not, he still has the goods on his asset in the Oval Office. https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2176land868/russia-threatens-horror-strikes-europe
Ivermectin is the answer
Oh sure, real doctors say it shows little promise but these aren’t those times. Ivermectin is the answer. https://www.npr.org/2026/03/02/nx-s1-5729102/ivermectin-politics-treatment-cancer-evidence
